THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out mountains of junk every day, racking up those opens. People would bite on my clever schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, getting filtered by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-thriving empire has shattered. The joys of a successful spam campaign are just a night